Tuesday, July 28, 2015

"Sam should noun"

Sam's favorite phrase right now is "Sam should try it," or "Matt should try it," etc. One day he said, "Sam should try it. Sam should seat belt." Matt thought it was hilarious. I said that was silly because seat belt is a noun, not a verb. So Matt thought it was extra hilarious to ask if something was a noun or a verb. Then he went on and on like this:

"Sam should seat belt!"
"Sam should truck!"
"Sam should table!"
"Sam should chair!"

Eventually he got tired of thinking of things and just said, "Sam should noun!"

Monday, July 27, 2015

Kid conversations

Kid conversations make no sense. But they are pretty funny!

Matt: Sam, you know what?
Sam: Yeah!
Matt: What?
Sam: Milk!
Matt: No, that's not what I was going to say. You know what?
Sam: Front-end loader!
Matt: No, too small to be a front-end loader.
Sam: Front-end loader!
Matt: Too small to be a front-end loader.
Sam: Front-end loader!
Matt: Maybe a skid steer. Too small to be a front-end loader. That's not what I was going to say. You know what, Sam?
Sam: Yeah! Yeah!

Me: Huh?