Matt's plans for adulthood

Matt was saying that someday he's going to be 30 just like Mom and Dad. Turns out he's been planning his future. Here are some of his plans.

Matt: When Matt is 30, Matt will be a grownup just like Mom and Dad.
Me: Yep, you will be. You'll have a job and probably a house and a car.
Matt: Matt still live in this house when Matt is 30.
Me: No, you'll live somewhere else, in your own house. Maybe you'll be married. Maybe you'll have kids.
Matt: Matt be married and have kids and live in this house still.
Me: Oh, yeah? Where are you going to sleep?
Matt: In my toddler bed.
Me: Yeah? Where's your wife going to sleep, the girl that you're married to?
Matt: On the carpet in Mom and Dad's room.
Me: If you have kids, where are they going to sleep?
Matt: In my toddler bed with Matt.
Me: Hmm. What about Sam? Do you think he'll still live here when he's a grownup?
Matt: Sam sleep in Sam's crib when he's 30, but we need to pop off the side so Sam's crib is Sam's toddler bed then Sam sleep in Sam's toddler bed in Sam's room.
Me: Oh? What if he's married and has kids, too? Our house will be pretty crowded.
Matt: Matt WANT our house to be pretty crowded.
Me: Where would Sam's wife sleep?
Matt: Right on carpet in Mom and Dad's room right by Matt's wife. Sam's kids sleep in Matt's toddler bed with Matt and other kids. Sam sleep in Sam's room. Matt LIKE our house to be really crowded.

Well, okay, then. It's a plan.