Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Gross

Gross but hilarious things Matt's been saying:
"Matt might have to BURP." Burps loudly while saying the word "burp."

"Matt not want to walk. Matt want to ride bulldozer so Matt can peddle really, really fast and get sweaty. Matt likes to be sweaty."

Matt rubbed his foot against the crib mattress, which is under his bed, and it makes a tooting noise. "Yuck! . . . Matt said 'yuck' just to be funny!"

"Matt just burped so loud Mom thought it was thunder!"

"Something came out of Matt's underwear! Dad, see what it is! Something was in. Now it's out! . . . Underwear went in Matt's butt."

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