Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Good questions

Matt had a lot of gas the other day. He started singing loudly, which is not unusual. Then he asked me a series of very serious questions:

"Why am I tooting so loudly?"
"Why am I singing so loudly?"
"What if I sing SO LOUD that you can't hear me toot?"
"What if I toot SO LOUD that you can't hear me sing?"

...long pause...

"Would you rather hear me tooting or singing?"

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